how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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Alphonse Mucha “Bieres de la Meuse” (1897)


Alphonse Mucha “Bieres de la Meuse” (1897)

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listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

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appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

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let a guy down easy and 9 times out of 10 he won’t take the hint and will keep harassing you

be blunt and tell him straight up that you’re not interested and suddenly you’re a prude bitch


bringing this back to add in that either option now comes with the chance of being murdered.


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6to8-blackmen replied to your post “so im up to episode 13 of snk and im a fuckin mess.”

keep going u can do it, it only gets better/worse from here

i am so ready but I have to wait a few weeks wehhh

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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so im up to episode 13 of snk and im a fuckin mess.

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You ever have those moments where, just out of nowhere, you’re hit with a rock-hard Halloween boner? You are suddenly consumed with desire for pumpkin spice flavored everything, orange and black decorations everywhere you look, skulls, pumpkins, spiderwebs, spooky music, movies like Hocus Pocus and Trick R Treat, stripey stockings on the cheap, weak-ass little fog machines, ect. even though it’s the middle of goddamn June?

Reblogging this for SEVERAL people I know.

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