123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

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cirque-mecanique:

skinny lanky robots getting sick of being assumed female

big bulky robots getting sick of being assumed male

robots getting sick of humans assigning a gender to them because of the frame they are built in

robots inventing their own genders

robots rejecting the concept of gender altogether 

nb robots 

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reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

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TRACK: Technically, Missing

ARTIST: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

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notsafeforsociety:

Technically, Missing - Gone Girl by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

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feeling anxious? stressed? need a distraction?


merlln:

draw a nebula!

cute relaxing games!

receive compliments!

safety and support!

draw with silk!

control the weather!

noise generator!

hsm2 script!

explore space!

explode thoughts!

calm yourself peacefully!

get hugged!

listen to waves!

distractions!

step through a magical door!

what do I even call this omg!

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eternalravendreamer:

leonkuwatatata:

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at

YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS

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tweed-eyes:

Chinese women’s costumes of different dynasties:

1. Han Dynasty

2. Dynasty Wei-Jin

3. Period of six dynasties

4. Sui dynasty

5. The Tang Dynasty

6. The era of the Five Dynasties

7. Song Dynasty

8. The Yuan Dynasty (Mongolian)

9. The Ming Dynasty

10. The Qing Dynasty (Manchu)

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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th i s is stressing m e out.

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aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

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